Satanic Activities Alert Network - Waycross, GA 800-451-8590
Repossesions - Atlena, AL 800-633-4640
Protection Plus Stunguns - Omaha, NE (US ex-NJ 201) 800-435 7057
Mud People - SF 415-864-1013
Velcro USA Inc. - Manchester, NH 800-235-6640
Outdoor Outfitters - Waulcesha, WI 800-558-2020
Shangri-La By The Lake mobile home park - Leesburg, FL 800-843-0688
Police Marksman Assoc. - Montgomery, AL 800-223-7869
Libertarian Party of Texas - Aston, TX 800-422-1776
Acme Exterminating - 460 ninth Ave. NYC 212-594-9230
Vegatarian Awareness Network / Veganet - Knox, TN 800-548-3438
Stone portable toilet Rentals - Saratoga Springs, NY 800-446-6331
Zigzag Handrolling Specialists - Tacoma, WA 800-551-2005
Research Mannikins - Lebanon, OR 800-626-5036
Disco Beats - Clifton Park, NY 800-255-5284
No endorsement for any of the services listed is made by this magazine, its editor or publisher & we assume no liability for your sophomoric phone pranks. I doubt any of the numbers still work, so this list really is for entertainment only. Oh well.