Merv Pumpkinhead ain't happy. Sure, Merv Pumpkinhead doesn't exactly radiate happy at the best of times, but now? Right now a bunch of blank-faced strangers from between realities are taking local jobs; foreign criminals are profiteering at the realm's expense; and the VIPs seem more interested in themselves than getting back to the "good old days." The Dreaming used to be somewhere a vegetable-headed guy could be proud to call home, y'know? Fact is, Merv Pumpkinhead's been pushed too far. It's time for change. Right at the top.
